Calling for Pizza

September 26, 2012 // Posted in Good Food, Home, Life  

Seriously do not feel like cooking tonight. Its been a shitty day all day long. I can’t wait to get home, kick off my shoes, and get into my soft and cuddly PJs. The last thing I want to do tonight is cook dinner.

So now the big question is, which pizza place and what pizza sounds good? The last pizza I ordered for delivery to my house was Papa Johns and it sucked ass. I seriously could barely choke down even one piece of it. I had to throw the crap into the trash. I almost called to bitch out the manager, but I don’t believe that would have done a damn bit of good. If he wanted to give me money back, it would have been nice. But they should have paid me to eat that crap. And I doubt they would have given me a refund. They probably would have just made another shit pizza for me. What good would that do I couldn’t stand the first one. I sure as hell don’t want another one!

So there are three other choices that deliver to my neighborhood. I’ve got food old Pizza Hut, who sent me a pizza a couple years ago that gave us all food poisoning from the sausage topping they put on it. That was fun – NOT. I’ve got Dominoes and a little independent store called Jets. I have no idea how they got the name Jets for a pizza place. But, whatever. I called Jets once and the boy who answered the phone didn’t speak English. So I had to hang up on him.

Guess that leaves Dominoes. They had better not fuck up the pizza tonight. I’m running out of places to call and pizza is getting so fucking expensive, this might be the last pizza I ever buy.

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