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Dream Meanings

June 20, 2017 // Posted in Fun, Health, Life (Tags: ) |  No Comments

I had the strangest dream last night and I’m trying to remember it so I can write it down.  I know it involved traveling to the wedding of a lady that I know is already married (in real life).  I’m sure more details will come to mind as I go about my day.  I was curious though, so I went online and found a website called dreamforth.com that interprets your dreams.  I typed in, “travel to wedding” and the results were as follows:

“To dream of a wedding indicates your life is about to change.  An aspect of your waking life is ending but another is about to begin.  In many cases, you may feel negatively about the wedding you see in your dreams.  This is typically meant to bring to mind a fear or anxiety from your waking life.  You may have feelings of sorrow, or a loved one may soon pass”.

WOW! That is really spot on as I’ve dealt with a lot of loss, disappointment,  fear and anxiety over the last year.

Isn’t it fun to try to interpret your dreams?  I thought I would like to dream about laughing until I looked up the interpretation.  Dreaming of laughing may indicate stress or tension.  Seeing other people laugh is a message to give yourself a break and be more playful in your waking life.  Seeing someone laughing at you implies social anxiety and the need to be mentally kinder to yourself.

I think I will keep a dream notebook near my bed and pay more attention to what is taking place in my dreams.

Going to Try Some Yoga

November 5, 2013 // Posted in Fitness, Health (Tags: ) |  No Comments

My girls at work are all abuzz about yoga, so I guess I will meet pup with them and give yoga a try. I have never done anything like yoga and don’t really understand what all the enthusiasm is about. It does not look all that hard and it does not look like it really uses up much energy. Does it really count as exercise?

I have to go buy some yoga pants and a mat. They say I can buy these things at most yoga studios, but you know me – I don’t want what everyone else is already wearing. I want to be just a little different. It’s the rebel in me!

Humor is tricky

October 9, 2012 // Posted in Health, Life (Tags: , , ) |  No Comments

Some things are just not funny. There are some things that it is just bad taste – or worse – to be making jokes about bad things that happen to people. Like this Sandusky trial – I don’t ever want to hear a single joke about that horrible man or the kids he victimized. I don’t want to hear jokes about locker rooms and showers where little boys get molested. There is nothing funny about any of that.

I’m glad that awful man is finally locked up and I just look at his wife in amazement and cannot believe how stupid a woman can be to be married to a man like that for all those years and never ever have a suspicion that anything was wrong. How can she stand the thought that the dick he was sticking in her had just been stuck up a l little boys butt? I can’t stand picture of her by his side being all loyal to that creep.

Put the Flares Out

September 21, 2012 // Posted in Health, Life (Tags: ) |  No Comments

Can’t tell you if it is PMS or depression or what, but I am in a really bad mood today. I swear if someone looks at me sideways I will have to fight myself on a very strong impulse to rip their fucking head off. I hardly ever feel this pent up anger inside. Its a very weird feeling, actually.

Most of the time when I’m feeling down I just turn to comfort food, a cup of hot green tea, a soak in the tub, a good book or just fuck it all and go to bed early. But today I don’t find any of those options appealing. I feel like I need a physical release, like beating the hell out of some prick who needs a beat down. Not an innocent person, but someone who is evil and everyone else is afraid of him. That’s the motherfucker I would like to square off against today and I pity the fool.

Fucking Toothache

February 23, 2012 // Posted in Health, Life (Tags: , , ) |  No Comments

Is there anything that will fuck up your day faster than a toothache? I mean, seriously! My tooth starting hurting last night, so I took an aspirin and went to bed early and tried to sleep it off. I was hoping it would stop hurting over night and that when I woke up it wouldn’t hurt anymore.

Wrong.

I don’t know what the fuck is up with my dentist, but his office closed on Saturdays – NO Saturday appointments, ya’ll. AND he is closed a half day on Fridays. So the whole office shuts down at noon on Fridays and they all get a two and a half day weekend.

Not a bad fucking job – if you can get it. But that doesn’t help someone like me who gets a toothache on Thursday night. Now I have to put up with this fucking pain for at least 3 or 4 days before I have any hope of seeing the dentist. FML