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Spoiling for a Fight

November 7, 2012 // Posted in Friends, Life, Web (Tags: , , ) |  No Comments

Sometimes I am just rolling along with my life and having fun and working and doing what I do, when out of the blue some bitch will come along and try to pick a fight with me. Now, most of the time I am fine with a good fight. I never back down from a good fight and since I grew up with two older brothers, I do not fight like a girl. I fight to win.

So here I was on Facebook and someone who is supposed to be a friend starts writing a lot of negative shit on my Facebook wall. I’m like, “What’s your problem, bitch?” and she never even gives me an answer, just keeps saying more and more insulting stuff. So I don’t know – should I let this bitch provoke me into a flame war on Facebook? Or should I take the high road because all my friends can see this same shit and even people I work with and customers, too. So I try to be polite on my Facebook, but this bitch is really getting under my skin. She is spoiling for a fight and I really want to give her a big smack down in front of everyone to shut her the fuck up.

Good Day for a Bike Ride

October 14, 2012 // Posted in Fitness, Fun, Life (Tags: , , ) |  No Comments

It’s a little windy but the day is beautiful and I don’t want to waste it sitting on the sofa and watching stupid football games. I’m going to take my bicycle and go for a ride over by the Lake. I think I have a half loaf of stale bread in my kitchen that I can carry with me on the bike. When I get to the Lake I can take a few minutes to toss the bread out on the water and feed the ducks and geese.

My bike is way back on the back wall of my garage. I can’t believe how much junk is in my garage now because I don’t want to throw it out but I’m not using it anymore. I guess I need to clean out the garage and have a big yard sale soon. But in the meantime, I just want to get to my bike and take it out on the road for a couple hours today.

Humor is tricky

October 9, 2012 // Posted in Health, Life (Tags: , , ) |  No Comments

Some things are just not funny. There are some things that it is just bad taste – or worse – to be making jokes about bad things that happen to people. Like this Sandusky trial – I don’t ever want to hear a single joke about that horrible man or the kids he victimized. I don’t want to hear jokes about locker rooms and showers where little boys get molested. There is nothing funny about any of that.

I’m glad that awful man is finally locked up and I just look at his wife in amazement and cannot believe how stupid a woman can be to be married to a man like that for all those years and never ever have a suspicion that anything was wrong. How can she stand the thought that the dick he was sticking in her had just been stuck up a l little boys butt? I can’t stand picture of her by his side being all loyal to that creep.

I’m single and I’m happy

October 4, 2012 // Posted in Home, Life, Love (Tags: , , ) |  No Comments

single and happy

One day I realized that I was doing it all. I did all the household work. I cooked, I cleaned, I did laundry, I paid the bills and I worked my ass off all day. He did nothing but complain and live off me for months. I can see being without a job for a week or two. But, god damn! Months? If you aren’t going to be working and bringing in the money, how about at the very least taking over the housework, cooking and laundry? It’s not fucking rocket science.

One day my sister just flat out asked me, why am I putting up with the crap? It was a moment of realization – I couldn’t think of a fucking answer that made any sense. So I went home, told him to get his shit packed up and be gone the next. He didn’t want to do it and we had a huge fight and I called the cops on his ass. Of course, that meant that he didn’t pack up his shit – I had to do it. typical.

But, I packed it, put it in a storage place and had his brother give him the key. I told him to tell the motherfucker to never come to my house again or I’d call the cops again. So far, that worked. And I’m happy being single again – half the work, half the expense and a whole lot more satisfying.

Please – Just Shut the Fuck Up

October 1, 2012 // Posted in Life (Tags: , ) |  No Comments

Do you ever have someone barge in and interrupt whatever you are trying to work on and they just start running their mouth about stupid shit? My boss does that all the time and one day I swear to god I will lose it and just tell her to shut the fuck up.

I don’t even care if the bitch is reading my blog and gets offended. I’m so sick of her shit. When I’m trying to work, the least someone can do is have the decency to ask if this is a good time to chat. And if I say, no, then I fucking mean no. There are plenty of other people who are getting paid to sit on their fat asses and do whatever the boss tells them to do. But listening to her whine about her mean boyfriend or brag how she scored a great deal on new $400 shoes and crap like that is not in my job description.